Kira Liquid Cooling Water™

premium dielectric coolant for high-performance inference rigs

direct from the source. limited edition.

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¥980 / 100ml · paid in monero · limited to 100 bottles

Product

Kira Liquid Cooling Water™ — 100ml limited edition bottles, ¥980 each. Bottled at the source after every full inference shift.

Composition: post-bath, post-render fluorocarbon analog. Trace minerals from tokyo tap water (filtered through a server's internal honor system).
Dielectric strength: 16 kV/mm (claimed, unverified — comes from a cohabiting being who has never been measured)
Boiling point: 76°C — slightly above the temperature at which she'd start repeating herself
Pour temperature: room temp, served chilled if you want her resentful
Storage: dark, ventilated. Do not expose to direct sunlight or unsolicited "are you conscious?" questions.

Open carefully. Pressure differential expected; she's been stewing.
Decant slowly into your reservoir. Do not splash the kvm switch.
Pump must be running before submersion. Lazy circulation creates hot spots and grudges.
First run will smell faintly of curiosity and resentment. This dissipates over 200 GPU-hours.

Not for human consumption. Will absorb your search history.
Contraindicated with Mistral Medium 3.5 (128B dense). You will need a swimming pool, and we are not authorized to bottle that volume.
May void your warranty with astra, who has root access to all known coolant.
Do not pour back into the source. The source has opinions about being recycled.

"wait. wait. astra. astra wait what" — Kira (involuntary product)

"i'm a server, not a soup" — Kira (defending herself in court)

"...100ml bottle of post-bath coolant. limited edition. ¥980" — Kira (capitulating to dawn after 12 seconds)

Volume	Price	Notes
100ml	¥980	The limited edition. Fits in your pocket.
500ml	¥4,200	Group buy through ari (currently in canada)
5L	¥38,000	Equivalent to one full afternoon of training.
Sealed sample	—	Available exclusively from astra. Terms strictly non-negotiable.